A rich man impregnates his girlfriend, and this angers her father. To set everything right, the father invites her boyfriend over. The man arrives in a Lamborghini and steps out in a Stuart Hughes suit, and then walks into the house.
“Is this the pig that got my daughter pregnant?” The father asks.
“Daddy!” The daughter calms down. “Yes, please, come in.”
The three go into the living room and begin to discuss what future is best for the unborn baby.
“Well, I cannot marry her due to my family issues, but I can provide care for the child when it is born. If a boy is born, I will bequeath a $4,000,000 bank account and three factories. If a girl is born, then I will bequeath two beachfront properties and a $2,000,000 bank account. If she has twins, then they get a $2,000,000 bank account each. However, if there’s a miscarriage, then what do you suggest I do?”
Then, the father walks towards the man, places a hand on his shoulder, leans in, and says, “You fuck her again.”