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A train hits a bus load of Catholic scho…

A train hits a bus load of Catholic schoolgirls… …and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past Saint Peter.
Saint Peter asks the first girl, “Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.”
St Peter says “Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.”
He asks the next girl the same question, “Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She is a little reluctant but replies, lWell I once fondled and stroked one.”
St Peter says, “ok, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through.”
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line as one girl is pushing her way to the front.
When she reaches the front of the line Saint Peter says, “Lisa! What seems to be the rush?”
Lisa replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it!”

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